Anal Fire Sale
You know you have failed in life when you need to sell your asshole for money in order to support your husband's fledgling entertainment system salesman career. I guess it takes what it takes if you want to keep the Country Club membership and raise 2 kids in Beverly Hills, but come on, getting a butt plug shoved from your ass to your mouth must be stretching it a little bit. When tasting your own ass, were you wondering what your husband was going to spend your hard-earned money?
